Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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