She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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