Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Randomize
