you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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