we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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