I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
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