Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Randomize
