it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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