I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
soo... how was my night?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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