if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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