i just google imaged poop.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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