i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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