question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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