I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I will be naked everywhere
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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