I have demons in me.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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