Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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