yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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