Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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