Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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