I want to make a zoo with you.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
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