I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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