You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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