i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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