Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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