THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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