I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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