Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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