hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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