I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I touched a dick in church today
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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