I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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