I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
It was a blind-side dick pic.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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