Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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