all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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