i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Randomize