I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
it glows. i had to have it.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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