No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
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