If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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