listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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