i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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