I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
When did angry sex become our thing?
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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