It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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