Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Randomize