So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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