with your own penis?
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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