Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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