I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I will be naked everywhere
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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