Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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