If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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