this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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