Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
3pm strippers are depressing
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I would ride that face into the sunset
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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