You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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