You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
No subtext here. People are naked.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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