were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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