So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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