a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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