I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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